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Advice from Mom
Mom Bakes A Cake
by Rae Osenbaugh
rae@kdsi.net
How to bake a cake:
- Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
- Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
- Grease pan, crack nuts.
- Measure two cups flour;
- Remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
- Remeasure flour.
- Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
- Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
- Get another bowl.
- Answer doorbell.
- Return to kitchen.
- Remove baby's hands from bowl.
- Wash baby.
- Answer phone.
- Return.
- Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
- Look for baby.
- Grease another pan.
- Answer telephone.
- Return to kitchen and find baby.
- Remove baby's hands from bowl.
- Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it.
- Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
- Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes.
- Call baker.
- Lie down.
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